My dh told me this one and I love it!!!! A little boy ask his mom one day where do babys come from?? She tells him that when a mommy and daddy loves each other the stork brings them a baby... So the little boy say well who f%^* the stork... Hope you gals like
..... So breastfeeding moms. You and I both know that the best laid plans often go awry and while you may have meticulously planned your outing in such a way that you don't have to nurse publicly. Well. s*** happens. I recently moved to a suburban area about 15 minutes out of new orleans. Things are very community oriented and family driven. Which is nice. But things are also very republican, white American conservative too. Not so nice. Basically some how it seems I am not only the only person currently breastfeeding but the only person to have ever breastfed in the history of the parish. So needless to say the one time I had to in public you serious would have thought I jumped on a table and screamed HAIL SATAN! It was just the craziest facial expression I've ever seen before. So that made me wonder if any of y'all had any funny or exciting public bf stories. Preferably more interesting in mine bc mine is boring as hell
Oh my God, people. Not all babies will let you use a cover. Seriously! Karma is going to get you and your baby will be the one who pulls it off, screams and refuse to nurse with a cover over them.
..... So breastfeeding moms. You and I both know that the best laid plans often go awry and while you may have meticulously planned your outing in such a way that you don't have to nurse publicly. Well. s*** happens. I recently moved to a suburban area about 15 minutes out of new orleans. Things are very community oriented and family driven. Which is nice. But things are also very republican, white American conservative too. Not so nice. Basically some how it seems I am not only the only person currently breastfeeding but the only person to have ever breastfed in the history of the parish. So needless to say the one time I had to in public you serious would have thought I jumped on a table and screamed HAIL SATAN! It was just the craziest facial expression I've ever seen before. So that made me wonder if any of y'all had any funny or exciting public bf stories. Preferably more interesting in mine bc mine is boring as hell
Oh my God, people. Not all babies will let you use a cover. Seriously! Karma is going to get you and your baby will be the one who pulls it off, screams and refuse to nurse with a cover over them.
So I've felt stupid for asking but I know alot of babies are born with blue eyes but can some be born with dark eyes? I have dark brown and I swear I've seen babies born with dark eyes but I don't remember. Just wondering I'm sorry
Take that toddlers in tiaras!!!!! No seriously. I wasn't joking in the ugly baby post when I said my girl was freaking gorgeous. This is her before a ballet performance. Stunning! I dread high school...
I just started a poll about this but I'm interested in the discussion of it too and everyones opinions! When do you think that 'baby talking' to your child should stop??
The whole high pitched, sing-song speech is called "patentese" and is used world wide by parents of EVERY culture. It is beneficial to babies. It helps them to learn language including, believe it or not, subtlety within dialog. Children who's parents DON'T use parents have a harder time with language development during their first year and have difficulty understanding subtle linguistic signals in other people well into adulthood.<br />Use parentese with your babies. They need it. The entire world can't be wrong.
I don't how your sleep patterns are lately ladies but mine are terrible. I keep myself up all dang day so I can sleep at night and still cannot fall asleep for the life of me! Is there anything you can take? Or natural remedies that you've tried? Please help I'm exhausted î
Had my little guy Adam Khaled Mohammad yesterday. Was induced at 9:30 and had him at 4:49pm. He weighed 7 lbs 13 oz, and is 20 inches long. So in love with him!!!!
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