(whew...my auto correct changed mommies to ninnies! Glad I caught that)
Some tips I've heard:
-Get a portable crib with a built in changing table
-If you're going to breast feed buy nipple balm!
-if you delivery vaginally make sure to bring home the squirt bottle from the hospital!
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Omfg!!!! Im gonna freak out! SCARED!!!! Can anything be done???
by Baby_bump5 on Oct 08, 2011
That's right what on earth do you do?
Now that I have your attention read this and than read it to your OH :)
DAY AT HOME
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’
She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’ ‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply. She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’
Now that I have your attention read this and than read it to your OH :)
DAY AT HOME
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’
She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’ ‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply. She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’
by mama-bear on Jan 18, 2012
Since I became pregnant, I pee in the shower.
Judge me.
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(note: I pee in the shower WHILE SHOWERING. I do not just hang my ass over the edge midday and let loose. Not very often, anyway.)
Your turn.
Judge me.

(note: I pee in the shower WHILE SHOWERING. I do not just hang my ass over the edge midday and let loose. Not very often, anyway.)
Your turn.
by rosierazor on Jan 20, 2011
Frankie's belly button bleed a little this morning and now I've noticed under the skin looks dark like its bruised, but only above the belly button. She doesn't seem to be in pain or hurt by it I'm just getting worried. I was bathing her every second day but now as of yesterday I have been showering her. It had been looking good so I wasn't cleaning it anymore with a cotton bud, just carefully drying it after baths/showers.
Should I take her to the doctors? Or can I still call midwifes/the hospital with questions?
Should I take her to the doctors? Or can I still call midwifes/the hospital with questions?
by rach.88 on Apr 19, 2012
I was just on ninemsn and there was a poor baby born at just 6 months old weighing 800 grams declared dead over in argentina, the mother wanted 1 last look at her baby and went to the mourge, someone pried open the baby girls coffin and the mother heard whimpers, the baby is alive, 5 people consisting of doctors and nurses have been suspended until the investigation has been dealt with... Poor baby is gravely I'll but still alive!!
After reading this it broke my heart :-( poor baby and poor parents!
After reading this it broke my heart :-( poor baby and poor parents!
by sws on Apr 11, 2012
Going in for induction at 5 this afternoon, I'm 41+1! Ready to meet my little girl but so so scared of labour!
by x-Goddess-x on Apr 11, 2012
And contractions have started! Nothing too painful yet but enough that i cant sleep through it anymore. Fingers crossed this is it î–
by CarlyWright on Apr 11, 2012