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Sorry for being so off-topic but having a royal s*** f*** of a night. My toilet decided to block itself this afternoon(I live alone while OH works away and I am freaking useless at man-jobs). As if that wasn't bad enough I DESPERATELY needed to poop... that'd be right, days of not being able to go and then... well anyway, I decided I had to do it, and of course now the toilet resembles a murky swamp and I'm horrified. I'd go down to bunnings to get a 'plunger' or some other manly tool to fix it except I am absolutely exhausted and don't drive (another story). Now I really need to pee and am considering just peeing in the shower (how ladylike) EXCEPT the lightbulb in there just blew and yep you guessed it, I don't even know how to change it (OK I vaguely do, but I can't reach and we don't have a stepladder or anything I'm comfortable with standing on since I resemble a beached whale). And now I'm freaked out about slipping on my own pee in the dark, passing out and someone finding me head-over-tits naked on the floor covered in pee with an ungodly smell coming from the toilet. And I'm too embarrassed to call out a plumber, because if I try to blame the poop on some imaginary person he will just need to take one quick look into my eyes to KNOW that the poop is mine. That it came from my very own lady-bot. How embarrassing!!!
Now instead of peeing I've been boohoo-ing on the couch for the last 30 minutes, hoping that by crying my body will somehow feel less of a need to pee (I clearly have an awesome understanding of how the human body works too).
I feel so useless and helpless and stupid, I don't know how I've survived till the ripe old age of 24 with 0 life skills. My poor baby is gonna have one useless mother!!!
Any tips from people with basic life skills???
Now instead of peeing I've been boohoo-ing on the couch for the last 30 minutes, hoping that by crying my body will somehow feel less of a need to pee (I clearly have an awesome understanding of how the human body works too).
I feel so useless and helpless and stupid, I don't know how I've survived till the ripe old age of 24 with 0 life skills. My poor baby is gonna have one useless mother!!!
Any tips from people with basic life skills???
by cathypants on Aug 25, 2011
&& is 4 weeks pp && also got stitches?
by Mavericksmommy62 8 days ago
is it safe? I just noticed he sleeps sooo much better on days that he gets baths, and I want to get a routine going. he will be a month old on Wednesday.
safe? yes, no?
safe? yes, no?
by funnybump 8 days ago
If ur baby was born around the 10th April and u were about 40weeks. Please share ur babies birth weight and height and at 4weeks. I'm just curious if my baby is average or big.
I had her 40+4weeks she was 8.3lbs (3.7kgs) and 51cm.
At 4weeks now she is 10lbs (4.5kgs) and 54cm tall.
Thanks :)
Please only share if u had ur baby the week of the 10th and if u were close to 40weeks.
I had her 40+4weeks she was 8.3lbs (3.7kgs) and 51cm.
At 4weeks now she is 10lbs (4.5kgs) and 54cm tall.
Thanks :)
Please only share if u had ur baby the week of the 10th and if u were close to 40weeks.
by ExpectingApril 10 days ago
I dont like talking about other peoples posts but i have to say something about this one. Some chic in R&R is planning on having a orgasm during birth? I was thinking wtf? That's so wrong
by amberthecuddlyelephant 10 days ago
I dont like talking about other peoples posts but i have to say something about this one. Some chic in R&R is planning on having a orgasm during birth? I was thinking wtf? That's so wrong
by amberthecuddlyelephant 10 days ago
I had my baby 4weeks ago and I'm already back to my pre-pregnancy weight! I only weigh 54kgs :) but I've still got saggy skin on my tummy, I love my bigger boobs tho!
by ExpectingApril 10 days ago
It seems like no matter how tight I get her swaddle, she breaks her arms free. She has some strength to her. I know she likes to sleep with her arms above her head but a lot of times she will jerk her arm up and scares herself awake. I don't know how to get her to keep her arms down. It's also a battle to feed her too. I don't know what to do.
by ponyexpress13 10 days ago
Ok I had sex for the first time last night! I'm almost 5 weeks pp. It all happened so fast that we didn't use any protection! What's my chances of getting pregnant? I'm so worried now!
by breathOFfreshAIR 11 days ago